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Pia - Ohno i think im pregnant Toto - Thats good if you are, i'd be fucking happy Pia - No! i don't wanna be a single mum again Michelle - ( sitting in my wrx) I wanna STI Cam - I can't give you an STI but i can hook u up with someone with chlamydia *Evan and Justine battling it out on singstar... Evan winning* everyone - EVAN YOUR SAUSAGES A BURNING Evan- Oh fuck my sausages - ( runs off into the kitchen ) Lora - Want a skirt to go with that belt?!?!? Toto - mMMm cunt scarfs do you have one? Don't hate me cause im beautiful.. hate me because your boyfriend thinks i am Toto- I remember this time i was locked in a hotwater cuboard Rob - hey same Ces- Diesel can u get me a drink aye please Diesel - Kiss my ass tupta Evan - I don't like them cos they're rich and they don't drive mazda's

Dad - she's 99c short of a doller

Uncle Harry - and Id still want sum change

Toto - You don't need make up... your pretty au natural... some women are born beautiful.. and your one of them

Cam - Im bringing the pimp hand down on that shit

Cam - Camtang interprises

Toto - I look into your eyes and i get lost

- My love for you is like diarhea... i can't help it

REXNET POST WHORE #3 the auckland members is the real whore

san:and they dont know how to work their hands except on their dicks

buk_d0r|nc - Oh SNAP! Nae Ho Ma Gurl! says: m on a hating on women rampage right now

Nae Ho Ma Gurl! says: thats because im right and your wong, i smart and your not your friends and slappas and your not

Oh SNAP! Nae Ho Ma Gurl! says:you can say what you want, but it wont change my feeling... i feel the same, about your friends. you can tell me your reasons but it won't chance the feeling..... oh how your friends are dirty slappas and you know it so dont say what you want cause it wont change my feeling, about your friends

“eViL i needed glasses to see ur lil one

<papabeer4u>you wouldnt understand mini.. your too young

<buk|d0r>if you dont got the rubba toto will still hubba hubba

<Sherwood> cant call me robin hood... i steal from anyone and keep it to myself

<Sherwood'> I got maori in my heart

<DaR3DeViL> no your mamma had a rat child

<DJBOY69> ahahhaa DaR3DeViL she mustsa took a big ass shit one day and u came out

<san> want sum asian in u

<Ces> Im such a cabbage

<DaR3DeViL> u discovered the pc, and now u stay near it all day long

<DJBOY69> talk is cheap

<Vinnie>Just cos you have to knock a lady over the head and drag her to your cave DaR3DeViL

<DaR3DeViL> u fly-brain

<saWan> DaR3DeViL prolly never had a fuck with anyone but himself... it prolly stix his small bent dick in his own pussy and calls it a root

<buk|dor>don't hate me cos you want me (wishing)

<saWan> dont hate me cos im beautiful.. hate me cos your bf thinks i am(jk)

<euro-r_8u> we dnt liv n the stoneage u idiot! we jus pretending 2 b dumb 2 steal ur bitches n ur technology u dumb ass

<RIffIaN> yeh man some qwite elevating bodies i there

<saWan> at least the dick we suck taste like dick, the dick u suck prolly taste like shit

<DJBOY69> DaR3DeViL talking to ur mum doesnt count

<saWan> DaR3DeViL talking to ur self isnt classed as talking to somebody

either

<fa||en> GDMF

<insk> man this is funny, im not even fucked off at the severe levels of retardation right now

<saWan> haha maybe he has a life outside of his head now

<euro-r_8u> man daredevil u need a life outside of ur room

<DJBOY69> <--- gets pussy

<Vinnie> haha i live every day... wondering what crazy shits gon happen to me haha

<saWan> what u getting me for ur birthday??

<farkas1> ohh a virgo, pure as the driven snow :p

<euro_r-8u> i got singstar pop

<saWan> o00o

<saWan> ur my best friend!!!

<saWan> i love u now :P

<fa||en>it needs a paper bag over it

<sean> anything looks good from behind

<saWan> haha farkas1 what r capricorns like

* saWan is a capricorn

* farkas1 looks and sees that virgos and capricorns are very compatible

* euro_r-8u is libra

<euro_r-8u> what about libra

<saWan> ur a tampon toto :P

<euro_r-8u> and ur a toilet roll

<saWan> u wish u were a toilet roll

<saWan> then youd get more pussy :P

<euro_r-8u> no! i wish i was a tampon!

<farkas1> hey nothing wrong with being a tampon, they say for 20 censt, you can swim, ride do all sorst of things, cheap i reckon

<mark>lets go to christchurch

<mini>yea kase take us... i've got $4.00s i can buy us a feed

<mark> and i got $20.00s for gas

<mini>nahhhhh lets go to the snow kase...please kase

<mark>yea kase lets go to the snow

<kase> akays we'll just go home and i'll get my snow suit

*drives home and goes strate to bed... everyone falls asleep in the car

*6hours later (hung ova as)

<mini>kase... you didnt take us to the snow

* Sherwood has joined #thailand

<saWan> hey ma honeez

<euro_r-8u> he aint ur honeez

<euro_r-8u> lol

<euro_r-8u> he that other slappas honnez

<euro_r-8u> u just about as good as piss in a petrol tank

<euro_r-8u> saWan is used goods

<saWan> euro_r-8u is damaged goods

<euro_r-8u> man i wish i was the village bicycle

<saWan> so all the village men can ride u to go harvest their crops

<san>i was just checking out her handbag.. i think you would suit it

<saWan>woteva! what colour is it then?

<san>blueee??brownish

*saWan evils san and screams " noo thats not what colour it is!

<san> you no that colour that suits you babe, i love you :D

<nathan>hey!!! what you up too?

*confused look

<nathan> its me nathan, you know me when your drunk

<saWan> haha playa got played

<Lacey> Tie me up and do what you maori bois do best

<WiLdOuT> dont blame me for ur black eye

<Bex> eah we all twins da 4 of us

<Sherwood'> i love you lotsum

<buk|d0r> im gonna deflower you

San says: yeah me and pia kissing hard out

San says: but dont ask her that

San says: or she will denie it

jst like i told p da only fing u need in life iz a nife it can eitha cause ur pain or take it awae