You remember the "Goodnight Kiwi" song played when TVNZ closed for the night. You know what "Sike"
means. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
You can sing the McDonald's Big Mack,Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, and French fry song. You know who Mr. T is.
You know who Fat Albert is. And who was old boy with the pink mask? You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing.
You could breakdance, or wish you could. You owned one of those small containers of slime. You Believed that "By
the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power. Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away. You thought that Transformers
were "more than meets the eye". You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black. You wore a banana clip at some
point during your youth. You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some. You owned a cabbage patch kid and a "my
little pony" You played Dungeons and Dragons You can sing the tree song from "Bad Jelly the Witch" You thought
the Dukes of Hazard were the coolest guys out You were a member of the 1ZB 1080 club You knew what Willis was "talkin'
'bout." You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art
video game. You told your mum to throw out her seventies gear back in 1983, and then last year wished she hadn't You
owned any cassettes (and still won't chuck them out, even though your kids beg you to). You were led to believe that
in the year 2000 we'd all be living in space. You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair. You wore
biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish. You wore your shirt with the collar up. You had a Swatch Watch
with the Swatch Guard. Your Legos collection started with the free sets in a Happy meal. You remember when Happy Meals
came in a box, not a paper bag. You wore your bra outside of your top like Madonna, or your girl friend did. You
had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos. You owned, or knew somebody with a Commodore 64. You recorded songs off the
radio with your boom box. You used a ton of hairspray on your hair You used a ton of gel under that hairspray You
can sing the theme tune to "Rick Dee's - The Weekly Top 40" Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1's
"Big 80s" Your arm was full of rubber bracelets. You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons.
You had to get up to change the channel, or had one of those noisey "clicky boxes". You can still sing 1 to 12
from the Pinball machine song on Sesame Street. You wore those wide, colorfull shoelaces. "Islands in the Stream"
was the best song - ever. You still cannot go in to the sea without thinking of that damn movie Jaws. El Debarge's
"Get a beat to the Rhythm of the night" plagued the radio every hour. If you can identify with at least half of this
list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80s".
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